Jan 3rd: WELCOME TO MY WORLD

Well hey there, I'm Gemma G!

Finally the world of the important execs have seen it fit to set me free across the boundaries of opinion and have given me my own lil’ slice of the fruitcake world that is celebrity gossip.

Well hang on you anorexic, tone deaf untalented drug induced has-beens.  Gemma G’s here to sort out the cellulite sucked reality prunes from the hot toned babes and hunks.

Had a good Christmas?  Me too!  I ate, drank and partied till the night became day and night again.  Still, kept my lippy in-tact whilst removing the faces of numerous young men I met along the way before whiling away several hours pasting the phone numbers of drunk fools, who think binge drinking is a good thing, all over the toilet walls.

I may be a party animal but I have standards unlike most of our “so-called” celebrities.  According to them appearing on TV for a micro-second is enough gravitas to turn them into Divas with huge pay demands. Yeah Right!

So before this year gets kicked off with a bang – that being Britney crashing her car again whilst breastfeeding and shaving her nether-regions at the same time – allow me to hand out a lil’ advice to some of you out there thinking of embarking on the debacle that is cheap fame.  DON’T BOTHER!

Who did we get last year from the world of so-called reality tv??

Some twins that have the mental capacity of a...no wait...they don’t have any mental capacity.  To cap that one of them is even dating someone even thicker than themselves.  And as if it couldn’t get any worst they release a perfume that smells identical to a well known brand of mouthwash.  Well that should make them millions then shouldn’t it.

Then there are the wannabe singers.  What the hells bells happened on this years X Factor?  Only people that had any resemblance of any X Factor got voted off and left us with very little to choose from.  No wonder a young good looking teenage babe won, he was the only one left that was really marketable and boy did the general public know it.

So if you wanna hear it like it should be said then check out my words of wisdom every weekday here at my G-Spot EXCLUSIVE to thedailygoss.com

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